I think your'e the father of one of my kids!

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she
replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind
travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife
and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says
calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

Dumb guy said a little bit too much way too soon...

Good thing the guy's wife wasn't there si no la bronca se le ase