some other elementary jokes

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.



What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.



Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop


What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh



Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.



In the morning, a blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice. She puts the orange juice on the table and stares at it.

The store is about to close down and the blonde is still staring at the orange juice. A waiter comes and asks the blonde, "Excuse me, we are about to close for the evening, I'm afraid your going to have to leave."

"No" They blonde replies.

"Why not?" questions the waiter.

"The carton says "concentrate".




Two blonds walk into a bar....
you think one of them would have seen it.