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    A couple of blonde jokes

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    A couple of blonde jokes

    Post by garcia on Mon May 25, 2009 2:03 pm

    An exhausted blonde dragged herself in to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."

    "I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of medications. "Here are some new sleeping pills. A few of these and your trouble will be over."

    "Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything."

    A few weeks later the blonde returned looking even worse. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"

    "I don't understand how that could be", replied the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market."

    "That may be true," answered the blonde, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one they won't swallow the pill.”






    Why did the blonde get fired from the Banana Plantation?

    Because she threw out all the bent ones!





    Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll - Tootsie Pop?"

    Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper."







    There was a blonde that lived in a small house on the corner of 4th Avenue.

    She had a small shed in her backyard where she kept gardening tools. One day, she thought she saw smoke coming out of the roof of the shed.

    In a panic she called 911. They answered and said "This is Joe, is there an emergency?"

    The blonde replied "Yes my shed is on fire!!!" Joe said, "Don't panic help in on the way...where do you live?"

    The blonde said, "IN A HOUSE, NOW HURRY!!"

    Joe calmly responded back, "How are we supposed to get there?"

    The blonde answered back, "DUH!!! A BIG RED TRUCK!"







    How do you keep a blonde busy?

    Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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